Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has a curved path
Straight way has a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
If you are hungry for bread, then earn money
To earn money also, you need money
If you don't get by asking then sweat it out
When money is sweat, you need a hanky
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy All is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
A hanky is also made by tearing a shirt
For a shirt, you need cloth
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Let's say somone donated you a cloth
First go to the tailor and get it sewn
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy All is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy..Topsy Turvy... All is Topsy Turvy
An unsewn shirt is no good
A sewn shirt needs sewing
For getting it sewn, you need money
And to earn money, you need money
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy..Topsy Turvy... Brother,all is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy.........Turvy
Ok..take care. Is your TV working these days?
Yes. Why?
I am coming to watch TV at your place tomorrow evening!
I've tickets to "Eros" for tomorrow evening. For you too.
Oh! tear them and throw them away.
Tomorrow evening it's Cosmos Vs. mohan Bagan
Black pearl! World's greatest football player "pele"
We are getting a chance to see him!
Deepak, I have just one regret in life
I couldn't see "pele" in 'Flesh and Blood'
I couldn't greet him at Calcutta Airport, friend.
Then its OK. Bring Ratna along. We'll have dinner together.
Ok..Ciao..
[Bell Rings]
Who? Brother?
Yes!
Today you are so late.
Yes. Today I'm a bit late
We had a party at Anand's.
I was asked to sing many songs.
Go, dish out the food.
Lets go. Doctor uncle was here
- I see. When?.. - Evening. He came to visit a patient nearby
- And? What was he saying?
He was saying. This year, only 15% students passed in your subject
So, what do you think? Won't I be among the 15%?
- Go, go. Dish out food. You have eaten ?
Why? How many times have told you to eat up if I am late?
I have also said many times that I don't want to eat alone
Ok. Ok..Now hurry and dish out the food.
And yes! Set the alarm for 5:25 in the morning.
Why? What will you do so early in the morning?
Isn't there a test match commentary? India Vs. Australia?
See how Gavaskar and Vishwanath make mince of Australia.
Amarnath is also in form.
-And Chandresekhar and Bedi ! Aha!
- Stop! Stop! Stop your running commentary now.
Brother! You will pass, won't you?
- Again! same old "Hen's single leg"? - No! No! Its not that
Doctor uncle was saying that, if you pass, he has found a job for you.
Ratna, how will uncle find a job for me?
He couldn't find a girl for himself in 65 years!
O! brother. You are just.......
- Ratna, my child - Doctor Uncle! Come! Come!
How is your patient?
- A big blunder has happened. -What happened?
-Well, with the second dose his fever came down. He was well and having tea.
So, what's so bad about it?
If patients start getting well in two doses, then doctors will be out of jobs.
No Illness! No fees!
Doctor uncle! you and your nephew are both the same.
- Come! please come inside. -- Let's go.
- Should I make tea?
No. Let it be
Where is Ramprasad?
- Today his results are to be declared?
Yes. Brother has gone to check that.
may God make your brother pass it.
Why won't he pass? He has been studying through the nights
[Door Creaks]
I think he has arrived.
What happened brother?
-what happened?
What happend to whom?
-about your results
- That...which I feared.
Uncle, your information was wrong
Not 15%. Only 12% passed
- So did you? - I told you only 12% passed
Ratna, come here
I will ask him the results.
Why son?
-Tell the truth. - I passed uncle! I passed!
Long live my son, live long.
You have grown like your father
In times of joy, he used to act just like that
Son, a heavy burden has now lifted from my heart
What kind of burden, uncle?
Now you can stand on your own feet
Doctor Uncle!
Here, please sweeten your mouth
I knew my brother couldn't fail
that's why I had ordered the sweets in advance
Ratna, my child. Bring a pen and paper
I have seen a job for you
If you are lucky you might get it
The starting salary is Rs.550 -600
550 - 600?
Who will give, uncle?
I don't even have experience
Your inexperience is your greatest qualification
I will explain these later
- first write.
To the proprietor
Urmilla traders
No Sir...you'll have to call back in an hour
Thank you sir.
- Sir, tea? -put it down
[phone Rings]
Yes, sir?
-please bring the application files, head clerk -Right sir.
How many applications came in total?
a total of 117 sir
23 freshers and the rest are experienced
put the experienced applications in the trash bin
Sire, the country is in this state due to the experienced applicants!
anywhere you see
no one below the age of 70 - 80 is seen in any post!
which is why the country is unable to run!
Like an aged it is dragging itself
Yes sir. You spoke very truly.
But there is only one flaw in today's generation
-what's that sir?
they are more intereseted in sports and fashion
Yes sir. You spoke very truly sir.
Anyway, read the names
The first name is "Vicky Saxena"
Vicky?
what kind of name is "Vicky"?
-Sir, it might be "Vikram" shortened to "Vicky"
-Rubbish!
Anyone who shortens his name will also do a small job
Remove this short "Saxena" ...proceed
proceed here!
I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry
- Second name is "Badri Narayan Srivastav"
- Good. Call him. Next?
The third name is "Ram prasad Sharma"
- Call him too
[Hums a song]
Doctor Uncle!
Whose clothes are you ironing?
-Brother's
Today at 11, he has to go for an interview
He is going to wear these clothes to the interview? - Yes
-For heaven's sake! -what happened?
-Nothing, nothing. Ram prasad! Ram prasad!
- Coming Uncle
Uncle, did you read today's newspaper?
India Vs. pakistan. First hockey test
Islauddin and Samiulladin are coming
Tell me what will the result be
I can't tell the result of the hockey test
But I can surely tell the results of your interview
what?
If you wear these clothes to the interview
the result will be 'whoosh'
I don't understand
I've come here to make you understand
Ratna child, first make me tea. Go
Come here
come sit
Let me tell you something about Bhavani Shankar
Bhavani Shankar?
Yes! the proprieter of Urmilla Traders who will be interviewing you today
my childhood friend
-I see
He is a character with very strong likes and dislikes
For him, your biggest plus point is your moustache
-Huh? -Yes
He measures people by their moustache
he says
He whose moustache is clean
his heart isn't clean
This he says truly
-yes? -Yes!
No no. I didn't mean you
You are an exception uncle
So in his office there will only be people with moustache?
Yes. apart from the receptionist
-because..its a girl
Now listen carefully
Number one, this
- Don't use your short name in the interview
you have to use your full name
R.p. Sharma wont do
You have to say "Ram prasad Sharma"
Number two, this
He hates recommendations
he shouldn't know that I am related to you
And number three. most important point
Don't answer any questions other than 'on' accountancy
huh?
Assume you don't know anything about Cinema, hockey, cricket, football and music
- A total peasant
peasant?
-Because, Bhavani Shankar's father used to tell him
"During the years of study, there should only be study
And nothing else
After studies are over
Fulfill all you desire"
He is very proud of his culture and heritage
So instead of shirt and pant
wear "dhoti kurta" or"kurta pyjama"
But Uncle. I don't even have a "Kurta pyjama"
Then Beg, Borrow or Steal
manage it from somewhere
- And listen
Apply oil on your head nicely
Uncle
Which insolent says that "Hitler is dead"?
Wait, wait, wait. Stop the Car
prasad!
Dever?
Where have you been in over a year?
And where are you going?
-Do you remember Jagganath? -Yes
- He is a social worker now - I see
I'm going to borrow a "Kurta pyjama" from him for just a day
I have an interview
"Kurta pyjama" for an interview! -Yes
Did you apply for some ministership?
See. Don't get involved in ministership
- find some permanent job -No. Its not that
You want a "Kurta pyjama"? -Yes -then come with me
I'm going to mohan studios. I will get one for you
Camera Running. B/12 Take 1
Amit
your drink. Lady
mr ButteroChips
The way to offer drinks to ladies is this
come Hurricane, come typhoon, come eartquake
But..
Not a drop of wine is spilt from the glass
And even if it spills
It spills with style
Like this
Cut it!
-Ghoshley -Yes
- Bring all the "Kurta pyjamas" we have. Quick! -ok sir
[phone Rings]
Hey! Deven
Hi! Hero!
What are you working on? -[sighs] "Jurmana"
- Hasn't it completed yet? -No my friend. You?
I'm working in a mythological mystery, suspense drama
"Who is parvati's Husband?"
O! I forgot to introduce you.
This is my childhood friend, mr. prasad
And..I don't need to say anything about him
There is blood flowing from there
-Yes. Its makeup -Oh!
- Its his first time in a studio. thats why.. - I see
-Ok. Let me put on some makeup. Bye -Ok. See you.
please. my name is Rita
please write. "To Rita, from bro. Anthony"
I see. You want bro. Anthony's autograph not mine.
No No. Its not like that.
OK.please write "To Rita, from bro. Anthony Bachhan"
Friend. With this moustache you look very different
Yes friend. I have to do a double role for twins
One has moustache, other doesn't
Shamnadar, this side is a bit higher
- please trim this a bit
-Ok - And has the actress arrived?
-No -Then why are you putting me a moustache?
Just get me ready. Go and send Bhosle
Tell me something
- How is Ratna? -She's fine. Doing her m.A.
She's doing m.A.!..and did you marry?
-no -and any affairs?
No
-Eh! just like this! straight and simple?
See. what I am telling you is..
-Deven Sir? -yes
Here are the "Kurta pyjamas"
-Bro. check which one you like -Any simple one will do
Atleast make a selection!
This will be fine
-Friend. This one.. - this looks like Amitabh Bachhan's. Leave it.
select another one
This will do
- this is too broad. Whose is this? -this belongs to bro. Hari
Oh! Sanjeev Kumar's
Don't you have any Kurta of his size?
I have sir Asrani's Kurta but it maybe a bit smaller for him
No no. It will do. Its just for one day I will manage. please bring it.
And also bring a sling bag and a jacket along
But why do we need that?
Oh! Kid! If you wear only Kurta pyjama you will look like mr. Gulzar
wear a Dhoti, Kurta and jacket and you will look like mr. India
mr. India!
-Badri Narayan Srivastav? -Ya!
What's the matter? 12 interviews over in 20 mins?
I can't understand anything. Nothing was asked on Accountancy
- He asks all kinds of weird questions - weird questions? meaning?
Brother, all this is a show. The selection has already been made
morning sir
- please come. Sit down -Thankyou sir.
-you must know my uncle very well -huh?
His name is "Harry Srivastav" He studied in college with you
He was the captain of the football team too Uncle has said "hello" to you , sir.
You don't recall, sir?
- Harry Srivastav? You mean Hari Narayan Srivastav? -Yes sir, yes sir
-Now he is a renowned football coach, sir
Sir, when the "Black pearl" was here, He selected the team for mohan Bagan
-Black pearl? -Yes sir. World's renowned footballer, pele
Sir, like we call Rabindranath as "Gurudev", Gandhiji as "mahatma" or "Bapu"?
Similarly, we call pele as "Black pearl"
What a player sir! what a player.
-you seem to have a good knowledge on sports -O! my life is in sports, sir.
I'm writing a book on Indian cricketers .."Sunny"
-huh? - I mean, Sunil Gavaskar
-Ah! -He was my classmate
Aw! very good, very good I'm highly impressed
-you can go now -Thank you sir. Thank you very much
-Good day sir -Good day
Sir, any message for uncle Harry?
-yes, yes. Tell him, I am very pleased to meet you -Alright sir
-Bubbye -Goodbye
"Yet to grow teeth and befriending already!" -- Next.
-mr Venkateshwar Ayengar?
Excuse me brother. How was your interview?
He is very very impressed with me, you know.
He turned out to be my uncle's friend. I think I got the job. Ciao
-hmm. what is your given name? -Venkateshwar Ayengar sir
I have heard that in the south, the father's name is suffixed to the name
Not only father's name, sir, the village name is also suffixed
Actually my name is Venkateshan Krishnamurty Chirampapalli Ayengar, sir
Hmm..
So, what is your opinion about "Black pearl" mr. Venkateshan .. Rammurty...
Not Rammurty sir, Krishnamurty
Yes, yes
So, what is your opinion about the famous footballer "Black pearl"
Sir, I have no interest in football
-then lets talk about cricket -actually, I don't have interest in sports
that's good, very good.
But you can ask me anything about dance and music, sir
-about "Bharatnatyam" -meaning, you dance?
No sir, I don't dance, my sister dances
Last week she had a programme on TV people say she dances like "Hema malini"
As a matter of fact sir, Hema malini is also of my caste
She's also an Ayengar
Sir, I have learnt Karnatak music. I can sing very well sir
God willing, I will listen to it someday Now you can go
-Good day -Good day
Next
Head Clerk! please bring the experienced candidates file Looks like we have to get someone from there
I am very disappointed with this new generation, head clerk
Half of them don't have moustaches
of other half, their dress and speech rushes blood to my head
Nothing can be done for this country This country has no future
Now, there is just one remaining. I will have a look at him too
please bring out the file of the experienced people
Good day sir
Good day
please come
-So, your good name is? -Ram prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
Yes..Sit, sit
Thank you sir
What is your opinion on Sunil Gavaskar?
- Sunil....Gavaskar....? -Yes, yes, famous cricketer
pardon me Sir. my knowledge on cricket is very limited
-Its alright, its alright. Doesn't matter. Tell me something about Black pearl.
I didn't know that pearls are also black in colour
I used to think that pearls are only white in colour
I am talking about "pele"
O! he is a great man, sir. Very great.
- I see -then tell me something about his greatness
His thesis on the "per Capita income of the backward tribes of maharastra" is worth reading sir
Whom are you talking about?
Rayleigh sir. prof. Rayleigh, renowned economist
No! no. I am talking about "pele" p.E.L.E. pele! the famous football player
Oh! Yes. I did read in the newspaper a few days earlier
that 20-30 thousand mad people went to Calcutta's Dumdum airport at midnight to receive him...and...
thats all I know about him, sir.
Ok. What is your opinion on the forthcoming hockey test between India and pakistan?
-Allow me sir - Why? why? What happened?
Apart from my field, I have no knowledge in other fields, sir
my father taught us that "Youth is for work"
to fulfill your desire, you have your entire life
But today I realised that it is necessary to have knoweldge about sports etc etc.
-Father's teachings were untrue -Absolutely not! Absolutely not!
Whatever your father taught was right
Sit, sit...And what else did he teach?
He used to say that "Never let your values....."
Let it go, sir. You might think him to be crazy
No! Say
He used to say, humans should give due respect to their values and moustaches
"moustache is the mirror of the human soul and mind"
- "moustache is the mirror of heart" - "a saying worth a million"
Son, I say, "One without a moustache is one without a heart"
You have really got a valued education
Can you ...see..this balance sheet?
-This is 197.. - Shhh...
Which novice has made this sir? This man is a complete duffer
I have made this
I ask for forgiveness, sir. But ..But this is wrong
I know that
I just wanted to see how much you knew
I am very happy with you I am very proud of you , my boy
Listen, come to work from tomorrow
I'll start your salary from Rs 800
- 800? -Ok 850. But not a single penny more.
-you youngsters only want money... -No sir, that's not what I meant
I am a fresher, sir. How can I get 850?
I don't deserve even Rs. 550
Look son. Don't tell me what you deserve. Understand? Now go. Come tomorrow.
Listen
Why do you wear such a short Kurta?
Sir, my father used to say that a Kurta is for covering the outwardly shame of the body
In India there are 30 million men, of which 10 million wear kurta
If every man reduces the length of his Kurta even by 6 inches
then with the cloth saved from that
how many persons clothing problem can be solved!
that's why my father used to say that wearing long clothes is a very harmful fashion
-that's why he was against fashion -was? meaning...he...
Yes sir. 4 years ago, he left for his heavenly abode
Its such a pity that I didn't have the fortune to meet such a great and straight thinker
But he is always with me, sir.
His memories remind me every moment that
even after death, one can remain immortal through one's thoughts and principles
you will go far
But, I have a small request
use such big, heavy words in writing, not in speaking
- its difficult to understand -ok, sir
-my respects, sir -long live my son
come, head clerk
please sit
Have you ever seen a real diamond?
Yes sir, once I had gone to the lecture of Savitri devi, I saw it in her necklace
that's not a real diamond
-Did you see a guy leave now? -Yes
-Ah! this is a real diamond
-yes -Brilliant!
Bravo! Bravo! my boy I was getting worried over nothing
Even if you weren't a Chartered account you would have earned well in a Drama company
that is alright uncle but this mini Kurta How will this mini Kurta work?
This belongs to someone else make one of your own size
O! no. there lies the dilema
people hit their feet with an axe, I have hit the axe with my feet
How is that?
To impress , I had argued that our father used to say "we should only wear short Kurtas"
How can I break my father's command?
-Yes, the Kurta is a little smaller - little?
Son. Instead of 550 you'll get a salary of 850
what about a small kurta? Even if you have to wear a vest to work you shouldn't complain
Ratna, I have to discuss some important things with him, you go there
Understand one thing son
If you can keep Bhavani Shankar happy, you can get many things
Do you know who is the "Urmilla" of "Urmilla Traders"?
Bhavani Shankar's only daughter
-So? - She is beautiful and unmarried too
In order to build a relation with you, I broke my relations with the world
speak. why are you silent? please speak
Isn't it my only fault is that I married you in secrecy from all?
what if you didn't come with the bridal party?
Oboes weren't played, songs weren't sung
But with God as witness, didn't you accepted me as your wife?
Don't forsake me
I..I'm going to be the mother of your child
O! Lord, open the eyes of my heart, O! Lord
-First open the eyes on your head!
But do you listen? Either you're busy in your work or you're busy slimming your potbelly
I have said so many times Don't give so much freedom to your daughter
What happened today?
A terrible thing has happened brother. Urmi has married secretly
Who told you?
I heard it with my own ear
And the guy is fleeing from her
And not only that brother. Urmi..... what happened?
-say what happened! -Urmi is going to become the mother of his child
- Where is Urmi? Urmi, where? - In her room
I married you secretly from my father
this is my fault. say it! Why are you silent?
Say it. Say it. Why are you silent?
If you forsake me in this condition, then I will have only one way
to commit suicide
Urmi. Urmi! Open the door
Open the door Urmi.
- What happened daddy? - Hasn't happened. Will happen
What will happen?
What happened aunty?
What have you done daughter! What have you done!
What did I do?
"What have I done"?
You have shamed the entire dynasty and you ask "what have I done"?
Where is the rascal? Today I will shoot him!
-If you wanted to marry then.... -Stop it. Stop it daddy. This is the limit
Look! this is the bottle of glycerine and this is the play book
And see this...there will be a play in my college and I was rehearsing for it
See this!
Rehearsal? Why do you need vermillion in rehearsal?
Amazing daddy! The role is of a married woman. If I don't put on vermillion, how will the feelings come?
Daddy? It was no fun alone. please sit. I will do infront of you. Come.
-huh? -please sit
You come too, aunty
I'll do. ok?
Imagine. Imagine that aunty is mahender
mahender, who?
mahender! with whom I've married secretly
- Oh. Aye! Beware!
Daddy! I'm acting daddy. Its a play. please listen
I am in love with you, mahender
Daughter, you shouldn't speak your husband's name
Say like this "O! can you hear?"
O my god! Aunty! This is a modern play
But why do you need to do such an unsavoury plays?
Why can't you do plays like "Hail Goddess Santoshi", "Devotee pralad". Right brother?
- without doubt
you people want to hear or not? you want to hear, right?
-speak
then listen
mahender, I love you and..and your child is in my stomach
-Good morning, sir -Good morning
Greetings head clerk
What's the matter Ramprasad? It's not yet 9:30 and you've started work already!
-Sir, I arrived at 8 -why?
Yesterday the boss asked to prepare the file for "Ahuja & Ahuja"
what was the hurry? you had the entire day the file was needed in the evening
No, head clerk
my father used to say "Do tomorrow's work today and today's work now"
On what you said A new poet of the new generation has said
"Do today's work today and tomorrow's work the day after"
"what's the hurry son, when you have years to live?"
bravo, bravo, bravo
But you didn't ask who wrote this limerick
-who has written it? -this nameless has
-Head clerk. You turned out to be a genius! -Good morning Sir
-Good morning
-Greetings sir -Greetings
-Take this sir -what's this?
-the file of "Ahuja & Ahuja" company
When did you finish it? I told you only at 5pm yesterday
why sir? Yesterday I was here till 7 and today I came at 8 and completed it
But what was the need to do overtime I don't pay overtime to anyone
Sir, my father used to say "If you have to work don't look at the face of time"
And do you know what my father used to say?
He used to say, "Bhavani, put your heart in that youngster who puts his heart into work"
-there is a small matter sir -what?
-Our company takes short term loans from Ahuja & Ahuja -that's right
-But sir, they deduct the interest prior to giving the load
-what happened?
see this
we borrowed 25,000 at a monthly interest of 1.5%
but we got 22,750, meaning we gave an interest of 2,250 on 22,750
which means the rate of interest became 2.29% instead of 1.5%, sir
In the last 5 years we have taken a loan of 500,000 from them and..
we've got 15,000 less
You are right!
my God! No one thought about this
In my opinion we should send this file to our legal advisor
- write a letter to the company asking for an explanation -ok sir
-Head clerk? -Yes sir
from this month onwards give Ramprasad Rs. 100 for conveyance allowance. Alright?
-One day I saw a dream in a dream -what?
-you know our Amitabh? -Bachhan?
He was out of the market people had a doubt
Due to me he was gone, gone,gone,gone,gone!
my luck changed what can I say "Really"!
I became Amitabh
I saw a dream in a dream
-On the right Hema -malini?
-On the left Zeenat -Amaan?
In the front Rekha and what I saw behind
On the right Hema
On the left Zeenat
On the front Rekha and what I saw behind
-So what happened?
Ratna was standing with a cane in her hand
In no time, I was running
I saw I was awake
I saw a dream in a dream
-Yes! I remembered one more -Tell us
-One day I saw a small dream -dream?
You know our Lata?
Lata was music I was on the Tabla
She was in the beginning I was at the end
I saw a dream in a dream
-please have these -Wow! this is great
Brother, a sister should be like this
-O idiots, this isn't samosas -then what is it?
This is a sisters.......love
Eat quickly or the love will grow cold
Here, eat, eat.
-Hey friend prasad, when will you get a raise again?
Attention! Attention!
Friends..Romans..and Countrymen
Lend me your ears
prasad's promotion's celebration will be from me
But in this celebration, apart from me and prasad
Only one more person can join
friend, this is against Democracy!
-down with personality curse! -Yes!Yes!
Silence, silence
protesting doesn't mean that you can do whatever you like and make noise
Friends, the fact is that I have only 3 tickets for tomorrow's hockey test match
13 people can't go on 3 person's ticket
This is the time to sacrifice for friends
Those who don't want to go, please raise your hands
What? Hockey test match and you won't go?
I didn't get leave
Take half day off
-I won't get leave for a test match -why?
That's a different drama, friend I'll tell you some other time
Ok, you are an expert in acting
Just say
Say that your mother suddenly became ill
shame, shame, why are you dragging in a dead mother?
-So, what happened?
By saying that his mother is ill, he is just making his dead mother alive
Yes friend, he is correct there is nothing to shame in this
brother, I will surely go
I will call you exactly at 3 saying your mother suddenly became ill
Yes, that will be alright
I'll give you the phone number of my boss' cabin
If the boss himself receives the call there won't be any reason to suspect
And yes, bring along a shirt and pant for me
I'll come to your house and we can go straight to the stadium from there
Friend, why is the need to bring a shirt and a pant?
Friend, if I go to see the test match wearing the clothes I wear to work,
India will surely lose
remember boss' number 449002. Call exactly at 3. Ok?
Dispatch this today itself
-Sir, you've initialled the duplicate? -yes
I have to go now for work. You wait here.
mr. Khanna's call will come at 5'o clock very important call
talk to him personally
[phone Rings]
phone sir, phone!
Yes!
Good Lord!
Yes I'll send right now
-It was one of your neighbour's call -I'm sorry sir, I'll forbid them
No, no. your mother suddenly fell ill
what happened sir? what happened to my mother?
No, no. She's fallen sick. You go home quickly
But sir, mr. Khanna's call...
Shoot Khanna's call. Go hurry up.
Wait
I'll drop you in my car
No sir. Why take the trouble? I will take a taxi and go. Ok sir.
Sir...please pray to God for my mother
Don't worry, Don't worry my son. Everything will be alright. Go home.
Wow! wow! This is called maternal Dedication
-anyone sitting here -sit there
-what's happening? Have you bought the stadium? -hey, didn't I tell you. Sit there!
Come, come, heroes, late latifs my full moons
-I've been waiting for an hour for you -We were looking for you outside and you're seated here!
-want beetel nut? -ask there -you want?
friend, if Govinda and Ashok Kumar were here it would've been great
-Ram prasad? -Yes
-Tell me one thing. -what? Head clerk
In a day, I pluck around 10-12 hairs from my nose
Then where do these new hairs come from everyday?
I was also thinking the same thing, head clerk
what's that?
If our country's soil would become like your nose, it would be so good
-meaning what? -meaning today you gather a harvest
Tomorrow, again a new harvest is ready
There would be an instant solution to the country's food shortage
-Ram prasad? -Yes, head clerk
Are you making fun of me?
No, head clerk
[Good morning sir] -oh! Boss
-Good morning Sir -Good morning
-Greetings, sir
-Sir?
Good news Sir
Ahuja & Ahuja have accepted their mistake
please sign on this paper we'll get back the 15000
First tell me this How is your mother now?
Now she's fine, sir
Doctor says, now there is nothing to worry
But, what was her problem?
She had trouble breathing but now its gone
What's gone? Breath or Trouble?
Trouble sir -ah! very good
So, if yesterday, Govinda and Ashok Kumar were there
then it would have been great fun at the test match. Yes?
Test match? I didn't understand, sir
Don't pretend!
You damn liar! You bluffer!
I'm like your father and you dare to lie to me?
Yes sir, No sir
What do you mean? Yes sir, No sir.
You are like my father. Yes sir for that and you said I lied to you. No sir for that
Shut up! I've seen you in the stadium with my own eyes
I was amazed at your impudence! I had so much trust on you!
[Friend. With this moustache you look very different]
[Yes friend. I have to do a double role for twins One has moustache, other doesn't]
I understood sir. I understood
-But it is not your fault sir -what do you mean?
It's not the fault of your eyes too But please sign this paper, then I'll tell you
-what will you tell? "I'll tell"! -don't be so agitated sir
my father used to say that "agitation is very harmful for health"
Listen, listen. Don't..don't try to get smart with me
No sir. You say that you saw me at the stadium. Right?
Yes!
What was I wearing?
-Hmm..you..you.. -Let me tell you sir
The one you saw was wearing some colourful clothes
-Yes!
-He had sunglasses on his eyes? -yes, yes
Hair must've been ruffled? and at first glance looks like a hooligan?
What are you trying to say?
I'm trying to say that you didn't see me there, sir
Have you ever seen me wearing such clothes?
But the mistake you made, sir happens with other people all the time
the one you saw wasn't Ram prasad
He was Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
my twin brother
-what? -Yes sir
but how did you make this mistake, sir?
I have a moustache, he is moustache shaven
-moustache shaven? -yes, Clean Shave
think a bit sir
Anyway, you are the master If you want to dismiss me, then.....
dismiss me
But my father used to say
"Son Ram prasad. Never tolerate false accusation and injustice"
And as you have lost your faith in me
I can't work here
please accept my resignation letter greetings
Listen! listen! listen!
You were right. maybe he didn't have a moustache
maybe? What does "maybe" mean?
How can someone without a moustache have a moustache, sir?
but Sir
I considered you like a father
And today you put this false accusation on me
son, son,son, I made a mistake sit,sit, sit here
You just said that I am like your father, right?
Don't I even have the right to scold you?
-Yes, you have the right, sir
First tell me one thing What does your brother do?
He does nothing sir. Entire day sports, songs, cinema
-means he doesn't earn? -no sir, he doesn't earn but loses
-meaning all household responsibility is on you? -Yes sir
Do one thing
Bring him here tomorrow I will manage a job for him
-No, no . This is impossible, sir -why?
He can't come wherever I am
I didn't understand
Sir, like I said, he doesn't know anything except music, sports
Ok Ok. Day after tomorrow is a holiday
Send him to my house the day after tomorrow morning
He will teach my daughter music
-Sir, you're taking one more trouble for me -See! Don't stretch the matter
for the injustice done on you today
I have to do the penance for it
Send him day after tomorrow morning
Forget what I said. Go and do your work. Go
Kiddo! you are stuck
See Deven. If I lose this job, it will be a disaster
These days, no one gives a salary of Rs. 950
And I have to arrange Ratna's wedding
See. You get me a false moustache. Just like this. I'll take care of the rest
-Silver Jubilee -what?
Golden Jubilee
Hit! hit, hit, Super hit
what's not there in this? Sex, Emotion,motion
Tragedy,Comedy,Family drama
Cabaret, music, Sportsmanship. It has everything
Today itself, I'll tell this idea to Rishi Kapoor
-He'll become mad -What?
He will go mad. mad!
What a brilliant Story!
What a brilliant story!
Hero, clean shaven, teaches the Boss' daugher music in the evening
At night he roamances. And in the morning?
puts on a moustache, and works in the Boss' office. Terrific!
Yes. The way you double roles in movies
Likewise, I have to do a double role in life
But yes. Only for a day
Only for a day?
What do you mean?
I will make such a nuisance at the interview
that Boss will throw me out even before he asks me to sit
After that, saying that my mother is ill, I'll take leave for a week
I'll grow my moustache back
shucks friend, you punctured the entire story
Sex, Romance, Love, Cabaret you censored everything?
Anyway, I understand your problem
Your work will be done
But what if I feel like sneezing
and the moustache ends up on the Boss' face?
What are you talking about friend?
Sneeze! Even if you are hung the moustache will stick there
I'll give you such spirit gum
[Shot is ready]
Ok. Now you go and shave your moustache
[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]
[Every straight way has a curved path]
[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, all is Topsy Turvy]
Hi Gardner
Hi
Is the old man at home?
Which old man?
That master of yours Bhavani Shankar
Who told you that Bhavani Shankar is old?
O! gardner. One whose name is Bhavani Shankar
He grows old as soon as he's born
Why? Isn't it true? Ok. Go and call him
Call him!
You sit here. I'll call him
Come in young man
Good morning
Good morning. You?
my name is Bhavani Shankar
By Joe!
Do you also have a twin who works here as a gardner?
No. I don't have a gardner
I manage my own garden
-Oh! then I've made a big mistake -what?
-You know I called you Old -So, what?
-I am old -Yes, you are old but.....
You know, like you shouldn't call a blind, a blind
call a lame, a lame. similarly, you shouldn't call an old person, Old.
That strikes his heart. Am I right?
-Sit down -Thank you. Thank you sir!
-What's your name? -Lucky, Lucky Sharma
Lucky?
Well the name is Laxman prasad but friends call me Lucky
-you can also say that -No!
I'll say Laxman prasad only
As you please sir. your wish
If you want, you can call me Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
That reminds me Fullname reminds me
Brother was saying that you are in need of a music teacher
That is there
-But there are two conditions -Conditions?
Yes. First condition
Your salary will be Rs. 200 per month
but you won't get the salary Ram prasad will get it
why is that?
-I said this is my first condition -Ok, ok. Agreed. What next?
Next is
my daughter will decide if you are capable ot teaching music
Sorry Sir! These conditions aren't acceptable to me
The way your daughter will decide if I'm capable of teaching music
Similarly, an artist like me should get the right to
decide if your daughter is capable of learning music
That's fair. Quite fair
-Daddy?
-Urmilla, he has come to teach you music -Hi
His name is Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
-what was the name? -just a minute
-You can call me lucky -ok. Its alright
-I'll call you mister Lucky -No, no. No need to add 'mister'
-You can just call me Lucky
and instead of miss Urmila, I'll call you Mili
No! you'll call her miss Urmilla and she'll call you master
whatever you say sir
Urmilla, see if he is capable of teaching music
And you also see if she is capable of learning music
-please. Lets go to the music room -Let's go
And one thing. music is a very difficult thing
-Mili -what?
-I mean miss Urmila -Yes
miss Urmilla, music is an Art Its not a Business or Accountancy
In music, 2 and 2 can not only be 4 It can be 5, it can be 3
It can also be Zero
-Lets go -lets go
"Yet to grow teeth and befriending already!"
Come. please come in
Beautiful! Did you do all this?
Yes
Fantastic!
See. please don't fail me by taking a test
I don't know how to sing
Especially, in front of you I can't sing
Why?
You're such a great artist and I..
That...I was....
Last year, didn't you sing at Ravi Bhavan in the contemporary artist's meet
Truly speaking, my interest in singing started that day
I looked for you a lot
I reached there just after your song began so, I didn't get your name
God is Great!
-That was very good -Yes?
I mean, what's in a name
-the real thing is music -I understood that listening to your song
please sing that song again
please
That day I felt as if the world is a big open field
And in that field, I'm alone with your voice
since then I've been searching for that voice
I dream while sleeing or awake
Sitting or standing, I keep thinking about you that..
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
Once, (I) just met this innocent blossom (bud).
Blooming, (she) said
I am leaving happy.
When I look, it is right here.
When I search, it is not here.
This moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
Once, this moment fell from time somewhere.
There I found this tale.
The moment is nowhere.
By making you laugh a little.
By making you cry a little.
This moment is also about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
Looks like Ram prasad is stuck somewhere But where did he go?
Don't know doctor uncle. This morning he left so early, I didn't even know
Since two days he looks very anxious
I am anxious too
Talking to Bhavani Shankar, I felt someone at his office has betrayed him
brother is here
brother, doctor uncle is here
what happened here?
Greetings, uncle
-what happened to your mouth? -Nothing
If nothing, why have you put a hanky over it?
-where did your moustache go? -what have you done?
working at Bhavani Shankar's office, you shaved your moustache!
your job is gone!
-you called me, sir? -yes, come, come
-yesterday Laxman came -who sir?
-Laxman, your brother -Yes! my brother
Can I say something?
don't mind my saying but he's a bit upstart
-Why sir? Was he disrespectful? -No no. He didn't do it on purpose
But, he talked to me thinking I was the gardner
such a shameful thing, sir
Sir, don't let him enter the house
No, no, how can that be he's your twin brother
Sir, how can I explain? my disaster will be due to that twin brother
New subtitle
you are worrying unnecesarily
We've to accept one thing. There is great sweetness in his voice
O yes! how is your mother's health?
Now its alright, sir
I'll come to meet her on sunday
-whom will you come to meet, sir? -your mother
- No, no sir. As I said she's perfectly healthy now -so what?
your mother and I won't meet? I'm coming on sunday
[Action]
Hey! babu, hey babu, wake up! It's 4'0 clock. We've to sweep.
Oh! why are you screaming?
-what happened?
Ooh! my hand hurts. How can I sweep? And there is so much work to do
Who is asking you to work?
-Sit like a queen. I'll do all the work -you are such a goodman
may God bless you
-O Gangu maid -yes
-I remembered something -what?
my guru used to teach me Yoga... Yoga..come here
I don't know anything about Yoga
-with Yoga, all pain will vanish -even backache?
Yes, yes. Absolutely
Now see. First stand like this
In standing position, lift one leg
-like this? -Yes. A little bit higher
-Now put your hands on your hips -here?
Yes! yes! Now lean a bit to this side towards me
lean..lean..lean..lean..lean.. ok. Now stop
Now lean a bit..lean..lean..lean that side! that side!
-this side? -Go son. lean..lean..lean..
Now slowly lift the other leg also. Lift it, lift it, lift it, slowly..lift the other slowly
-your mother's #@, your sisters @#, can't you just work? [Cut]
[very good, very good] Vinay, some tea? I'll be back in 15 minutes.
-Bye -Bye
Sit, sit , sit
So, now you need a mother. Friend, your story is gettng very complicated
Earlier I was thinking of directing your story myself
But now, it seems that I've to call a hit commercial film director
Because there is no logic in your story anymore
First you need a Kurta, then moustache, then mother
In my story, I'll put a wife in place of the mother
If there's a wife she'll be young. If there's a young wife, there'll be sex.
If there's sex, there'll be romance. If there's romance, there'll be songs
If there''s songs, there'll be a villian. If there's a villian, he'll fight with the hero
Hero will chase him
Dev, you think of the story later. First think about me.
I need a mother and that too tomorrow
What's the problem in that? I'll tell Aruna and she'll become your mother today itself
-Have you gone crazy? -why?
-she'll look like ... -what? your wife?
Aren't there 25-26 years old stepmoms?
Dev, I don't want a stepmom. I want a real mother
-Real? You mean 40-50 years old? -Yes
40-50 years old mother....
ms. Sarita won't do your mother's role
ms Nirupa is very busy
ms. Sulochna is from Kolapur itself
mother's role...
Yes! 4 days ago I was working in Basuda's movie "Who's my mother?"
The mother's role is played by a lady from here. What's her name? mrs. Srivastava
She's a rich lady, social worker. She works in films as a hobby
Lets go to her She won't say "No" to us
No, No. No mr. Deven, I can't do this work
-If we are caught? -caught?
-yes -What's this you are saying mrs. Srivastava?
This is an artist's test Its a challenge for you
Before you say "No", please look at him once
middle class man, family's sole supporter What'll happen if he loses his job?